whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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