You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Pooping to opera.
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