And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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