isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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