If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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