we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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