No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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