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If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
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do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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