just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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