Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
operation harelip BJ is a go
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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