Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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