i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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