i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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