Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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