We won't sleep together?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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