Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
