Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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