It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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