nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
she pinky promised me she was 18
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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