do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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