So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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