I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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