Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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