whats a polygalesbian?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water