Do you still have your period?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love