Sry I called you an 8
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.