Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
only you would photoshop your dick
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities