Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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