I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Im part way to drunk.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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