stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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