p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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