You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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