I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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