How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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