I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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