where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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