I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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