have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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