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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Midget sex pt 2 tonight

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??

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• (352): View more from Florida

  the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.

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  given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was

  (352): View more from Florida

  i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!

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• (716): View more from New York

  YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA

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