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  i miss you so much

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  i miss you too

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  oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.

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  While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just remember telling jokes while vomitting

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• (619): View more from California

  Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly

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• (562): View more from California

  Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?

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  My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you

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  Is that a sex thing?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.

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