Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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