Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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