We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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