i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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