Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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