You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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