I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
that is very illegal...i love you.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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