I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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