yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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