Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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