i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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