Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
