It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
two words...techno handjob
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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