we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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