i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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