Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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