I puked a lego.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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