She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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