I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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