Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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